Ruth’s Chris is a non-chain chain; you probably have at least one in your neighborhood, but it’s considered higher-end. It’s all dark wood and dim lighting. In many ways, it’s a reproduction of what many people think of when they think “steakhouse”. And like most reproductions, it pales in comparison to the real deal.

We were very excited to go to Ruth’s Chris; it was five of us after an improv workshop, and we had worked up an appetite bouncing around a room making bad puns. We’d made reservations for the evening, and we were looking forward to their famed buttered steak.

We arrived and rather than seating us quickly, they made us wait for 20 minutes, despite having that reservation, which is always annoying. We might as well have randomly dropped in for all the good it did us. But, it happens, especially when busy, but some planning on their part would have helped.

When we were finally seated, we quickly ordered a bunch of appetizers, including an order of steak fries. When the fries arrived, they looked great. One problem: the dish contained exactly four french fries. Four french fries for five people. The phrase “clip joint” comes to mind. It’s bad enough to serve an appetizer of four fries, it’s beyond unacceptable to do so to a table of five people.

The evening got worse from there. The buttered steak seemed to use the extra dairy to mask bland meat, and the wine list was uninspired and limited by other steakhouse standards. The tables were too tightly spaced, making for an uncomfortable dining experience.

And to top it off, the bill was excessive, considering the quality of food and service, averaging about $50 per person.

We couldn’t recommend Ruth’s Chris to anyone looking to experience a good steak, or a good steakhouse.

Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse